(You) eat inside the quilt, excrete inside the quilt, fart inside the quilt that the quilt jumps.
Comment: This is a nursery rhyme parents would say to their kid if s/he keeps wetting the bed.

On a little chopping board, (you) chop with a knife without any skill.
(You) can’t live a life without a wife, with a wife, (you) can make do with your life.
Comment: This is a nursery rhyme adults will say to tease a little boy. It also reflects people’s life in the past that a man usually was too poor to marry a woman.